"I'm Stephan the composer; I am constructing our song. Yet he dances along the bars, and I have no choice but to echo. Wherever he leads, I'm sure to follow..."

pyrallspite:

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(Dedicated to officialcolgatetoothpaste it’s ok friend I’ll always be your Rose so here have some johndave to cheer up I guess)

meveret:

Carlos pulls out a lazer pointer to play with khoshekh and the lil scamp pounces and paws about the room complete with cat butt wiggle. Then he actually catches to red dot and yanks Carlos off the couch, prancing away with the lazer beam in his mouth all proud.

(via cultofthepigeon)

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

jas0nwaterfalls:

manamana6672:

missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:

can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

Ok no but can we talk about this entire episode? 

It was called April 9th, and it was actually a response to the 9/11 attacks. It didn’t talk about the attacks themselves, but rather focused on teaching kids to deal with the all of the emotions that they might be feeling as a result. They set up a situation that might evoke similar emotions in children: a massive fire at the school.

Arthur’s dad was in the fire, so (as you can see above), Arthur is constantly worried about his dad’s safety.

Sue Ellen is grieving because her journal, which contained a huge amount of precious memories, was destroyed in the fire. Muffy is confused why she can’t just cheer Sue Ellen up by giving her a new journal.

Buster wasn’t at school that day, and feels confused and guilty that he isn’t sad about the fire like the other kids. He then befriends the school janitor, who has to retire due to an injury that, at his age, is pretty serious.

Binky actually saw the flames, and is constantly traumatized by the event. He doesn’t tell anyone because he feels like he would lose his tough-guy reputation if he admitted that he was scared.

The episode teaches kids that all of these emotions are perfectly normal and natural, that there’s not one right way to feel, and that even if it takes a while, things are going to be okay.

The thing that makes this show so great, in my opinion, is that it knows that kids are intellegent and strong enough to deal with these things if you present them in the right way. It doesn’t hide them, it doesn’t sugar coat them, it just presents them in a way that children can understand and shows them how to deal with them.

pretty incredible

(via whattheheckisahufflepuff)

best-of-imgur:

So, I just got home and there’s torn toilet paper everywhere and I know I put up my dogs in their kennels. I turn the corner and find this little fucker, looking guilty as hell!http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

So, I just got home and there’s torn toilet paper everywhere and I know I put up my dogs in their kennels. I turn the corner and find this little fucker, looking guilty as hell!
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

(via cultofthepigeon)

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

(Source: rune-midgarts, via cultofthepigeon)

skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

(Source: spacetwinks, via lolsofunny)

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

(via holycowomgitsjenn)


at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts