"I'm Stephan the composer; I am constructing our song. Yet he dances along the bars, and I have no choice but to echo. Wherever he leads, I'm sure to follow..."

Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart playing the Newlywed Game.

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nentindo:

prikle:

KILL ALL BRONIES

please tell me make-a-wish and/or hasbro can sue

nentindo:

prikle:

KILL ALL BRONIES

please tell me make-a-wish and/or hasbro can sue

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greatjaggi:

calliedope:

greatjaggi:

If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg

there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist

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sofapizza:

theclearlydope:

Simple math. 
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he has his father’s d.

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:

Simple math. 

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he has his father’s d.

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stillnotblinking:

i found out the computers in my high school 101 class had photoshop

stillnotblinking:

i found out the computers in my high school 101 class had photoshop

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April 24th, 2011 - American Idiot closes on Broadway (x) (x) (x)

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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a-dash-of-hiddles:

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kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

did someone on this god damned cesspool of a website really try to make an equality argument over THIGHS and CALVES.

My. Fucking… Christ. I can’t even take this shit anymore.

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