callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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interquast:

never gonna understand people who mock sarah for talking about brendon on twitter so much, if i was married to brendon urie u bet ur sweet ass i’d be tweeting pics of him naked in bed with like #haha #mine #notyours #lmaooooo #staymad, sarah is truly showing self-restraint

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taelala:

demonzunleashed:

I feel like I’m the only one who ships Kurtofsky, Blainofsky and Klainofsky

*quietly sings “You’re Not Alone”*

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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madhouseperrie:

For all those people saying they want to live in the 50’s. Well here you go

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janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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